Wednesday, December 21, 2011

POTENTIALLY HIGHLY OFFENSIVE POST: I’m straight-shootin’ on “I gots 15 kids to feed” today. Don't read if you are easily offended by highly-descriptive language and explicit content, or believe others are accountable for irresponsibility


“… says her children are a gift from God, but now she needs help caring for them, and blames … Sheriff’s Office Child Protection Team and others, for (the problem)…”

“Somebody needs to pay for all my (15) children… somebody needs to be held accountable, and they need to pay!”


I had to take a stroll for 5 or 8 minutes or so after watching this one. Wow. I passed “10 deep breaths” 23 deep breaths ago. I think I can type now without banging the keys.

So this woman expects “somebody else” to pay for her inability to control semen ejaculation, on behalf of a male, up through her Fallopian tubes and onto her fertilizable ovum.

My proposed solution:

STOP FUCKING YOU DUMB BITCH.

I cannot believe this mentality exists. It simply makes me sick to my stomach. Those poor kids, man. FUCK THIS PISSES ME OFF. We learn about the reproductive process very early in life. What, 5th, 6th grade? 7th? This is usually way before any of us are at risk of even engaging in sexual intercourse. So, it’s safe to say we are aware of the nature of the “birds and the bees” before we start poking our stingers and getting stung.

We therefore know, when we do go to smack uglies, that when a man and a woman engage in sexual intercourse, 100% of the time they risk pregnancy. Now, certain types of contraception exist to reduce that risk. Condoms, birth control, plan B, etc. They are all available to help reduce the risk of pregnancy, and are great tools to help ease the stress of “wondering” after the “heat of the moment” triumphs our logical minds and its reason to “not fuck; I don’t want to get preggers!!".

In other words, when we bang, after trying oh-so-hard not to, since we learned what happens when a man inserts his penis into a woman’s vagina around the time we grew our first zit, there are things we could have done to prepare for this surrender (birth control), and there are things we can do to make the best of it (condoms, pulling out), and there are things we can do to minimize the risk that comes with neglecting the first three (plan B). (I’m going to steer clear of abortion as any form of “option” here).

So we pick one or combine a few, and ride the risk and our partner.

This seems to work fairly well for most of horny America.

BUT… somehow, some of us fail, time after time after time after time after time after time after time after time to demonstrate sexual responsibility, despite learning about its consequences before masturbating for the first time, and are still churning out mouths and deeply curious as to “where the fuck all these damn kids came from?!”.

This woman knew what would happen if she allowed a penis inside her vagina, and she obviously has not been playing the odds associated with modern medicine’s contraception. How can she hold anyone else accountable for her 15 dirty diapers, but herself and the respective biological father? They were clearly aware of what would happen if they had sex, especially if they did so without taking precautions, i.e. her taking birth control, him wearing a condom, her taking plan B, even him doing them both a favor and covering the basics; just pulling out. Shit that’s free! No one is too broke to pull out!!

Bottom line is she should be treated like any other person who cannot handle privileges requiring responsibility; she should have her ability to reproduce taken away. Bottom line. She is alleging it’s someone else’s responsibility to care for her 15 children, and that is a very, very dangerous claim. What happens when you drink and drive? You lose your privilege to drive, because you run the risk of doing damage to someone or something else. Parallel reasoning 101 here: she is running the risk of doing damage to someone or something else every time she fucks, because its going to negatively impact someone (the kid, or the "person" ending up responsible for supporting the child) or something. Shit it's not even a risk anymore... those mouths exist, and so does her empty bank account. Revoke her reproductive ability. Straight the FUCK UP. 

“They’re a gift from God!” she said...

Translation; "I love dick, so when it cums in me and I get pregnant, I can blame it on God and leverage the emotions associated with divine creation to get other people to pay for my mistakes... I'm gettin' laid tonight! Think I'll go for that hunky Denzel-lookin' cat down the block..."  

At least there is 1 father for 2/3 of the kids. He was not available for interview. LOL… probably about to nut up in some other braud and didn’t want to be distracted. Takes a lot of discipline to orgasm, and even more to blow one on her stomach versus at her ovum...

STOP. FUCKING. PLEASE.   

Sincerely,

“All of us who you want to feed your seeds”

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