"evolution revolution" part 2

A common argument I encounter when working to disprove the theory that humans evolved from monkeys is that all species ever existing on planet Earth evolved from the same source, or a single-cell organism, it originating in the ocean.

I think about this every time I brush my teeth, thanking the evolutionary spirit for removing the 2, 3 rows of hundreds of triangular razor blades that my great white shark ancestors realized they didn’t need once they began to walk on land, for they are saving me loads of loot on toothpaste cost by leaving me with my bicuspid and friends.

Here is the gaping hole in the key scientific equation associated with this theory.

Assuming this 100M’th great-grand daddy of a single-cell 1.) possessed the fundamental, biological properties of the current cell, and 2.) originated in the sea, then one would logically conclude that this oxygen-dependent organism derived its O2 from water, similar to a fish with gills; its respiratory system extracted oxygen from water. Without this basic physiological process, the cell would die. If you doubt that, go breathe under water, and report back regarding how your cells react.

Where the theory shifts its dependence on science to hype is when this cell “leapt from the water and onto land”, hence the first step in its evolving to live as a land-based single cell organism, etc.

I ask you to spend your Friday afternoon trying to answer this: how can a cell, whose respiratory system is completely dependent on water-based oxygen derivation, survive long enough outside its water-based environment long enough to pro-create?  How long can a “fish” survive out of water? Let’s reverse the process; how long can a monkey survive under water? Do you think that when either species is desperately seeking diffusion of its fundamental survival molecule from its blood it is thinking about growing legs or consolidating them into a fin, or pro-creating for that matter? Absolutely not. They are too busy dying.

The water-based single cell that leapt from the sea would not have enough time, even if it were on a kamikaze sex mission, to pro-create and support the evolutionary cycle, before it died. And the same goes for all his buddies who wanted to be the first to feel the sand beneath their “someday” toes. And even if it could ejaculate through whatever magical sex organ it has in the evolutionists’ fairy tales in time before calling it, the recipient of said semen would certainly die far early in the pregnancy cycle due to the same oxygen-deprivation process her one-night’er next to her experienced.

It just flat out does not make any scientific sense.

I am not saying I know where humans came from. I don’t. Nobody truly, with absolute certainly, knows, hence the constant investment of time and energy into trying to figure it out and the arguments that accompany debating the unknown. What I do know is that evolution overlooks some very fundamental scientific evidence that supports its impossibility, and that is all on which I can focus.

Did we come from God? I don’t know. But I do believe that a pretty awesome something is responsible for our bodies, and it created us separate from squawking, shit-throwing, lice-picking / eating, purple-assed apes, and even they didn’t come from Johnny single-cell on the beach, either.